At the moment, this page is only small as I have not had much time to work on it, but as time permits, I will add greatly to it. I hope you like what I've got now.
Sounds:
SMEG.AU Lister: "Smeg!"
SMEGOFF.AU Lister: "Smeg Off"
TALK.AU Kryten: "I want to talk to you about my penis"
INTIMACY.AU Kryten: "And are there no others who've shared moments of intimacy with him?" REDDWARFRULister: "Only one but she's got a puncture."
WHINING.AU Rimmer: "Stop your foul whining you filthy piece of distended rectum."
MONKEY.WAV Rimmer: "You disgusting rotting fetid piece of congealed monkey vomit."
REDSONG.WAV The Red Dwarf Theme Song!!!